Zulkey and Lindsayism are divided over a deep moral issue: Team Pam vs. Team Karen. Of course, we're talking about which girl Jim should date on The Office. This issue is so divisive that they're selling t-shirts. I'm Team Karen. You?
Oh, I am fully a member of Team Pam! Go Pam!
posted by Paige at 2:10 PM on November 13, 2006 
Pam's a total tease. Go Karen!
posted by Jim Ray at 3:30 PM on November 13, 2006
Pam's not a tease, she was just confused. Go Pam!
posted by Paige at 4:52 PM on November 13, 2006
Oh Jesus, I'm so Team Karen. She is so hot. Superhot, and yet vulnerable. Pam's all "I've got issues." Sure, she's fun around the office, but she's got walls (Sally calls them prison cells). She won't open up. And she was never good looking to start with. And with the frumpy dressing? Come onnnn, you've got to go with Karen. Supersexyhot, fun, cute, hot clothes. Send Pam back to the library with her knitted sweaters, bitchizzz. KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM.
posted by Eric at 1:11 AM on November 14, 2006
I'm team date em both.
posted by rico at 1:11 AM on November 14, 2006
Also, I would just like to say that Pam has bad hair. So HA! What you got on THAT, Pamophiles? You got nothin', that's what.
posted by Eric at 1:14 AM on November 14, 2006
And canines. Bad canines she has. Tooth penalty. Tooth penalty. Hey, I was just looking for teeth pictures and found this! What a soft and cute little butt. Is that really her? Okay I'm sort of back on Team Pam unless Rashida follows suit. Wait. Damn it. Damn it!
posted by Eric at 1:20 AM on November 14, 2006
Team Pam all. the. way.
(I like unattainable girls who are going to reject me - Karen would ravage Jim in a heartbeat...where is the sexual tension in that?)
Eric, I am getting that picture framed.
posted by Weierd at 12:15 PM on November 14, 2006
I see that in my late night weary last night, I conflated Karen and Pam into Kim. A fitting symbol of this conflict, I think.
posted by Eric at 12:48 PM on November 14, 2006
Pam is the type of girl you'd marry and settle down with.
Karen is the type of girl you'd cheat on pam with.
Go Karen!!
posted by Wes at 12:34 AM on November 17, 2006
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