Ever since the dickhead
tried to sue me, I've hated Garrison Keillor. No wait, I hated him before that. Anyway,
his latest column argues that the way to look cool is to carry around a newspaper. This guy is so fucking old that he makes Andy Rooney look sane. [
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Pour yourself another shot of rubbing alcohol. You're too old to die young. And it's go'in to be a long winter.
So your critique is that he's old? Well, he is, and you will be one day too. It's just a little meditation on the civility of sitting down and reading an actual newspaper. Seems harmless enough, it's nice to unplug from time to time.
No, my critique is that he's an old dickhead.