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Rex Sorgatz

Trying really fucking hard to not be part of the problem.

jan 23
2007

Hot Coffee

Seattle Times: a local coffee shop is adding "bodacious baristas, flirty service and ever more-revealing outfits to the menu." (Update from the comments: photos. Hot coffee!)

7 comments

Wait, I have to go to Tukwila? And it's a drive through? And it's a shtick?! - these girls are about as likely to go home with me as a stripper. I'll save my caffeinated flirtations for Seattle's sexiest

posted by Jim Ray at 5:02 PM on January 23, 2007

"If I'm going to pay $4 for a cup of coffee" said one male customer, "I'm not going to get served by a guy."

At least when I'm talking like this guy, I'm drunk. I still have as much chance with the waitress and my whiskey dick as this dude has with his caffeinated chubby and his barista babe.

posted by Sandman at 5:08 PM on January 23, 2007

But how's the coffee?

posted by Kate at 6:03 PM on January 23, 2007

Given the option, I'd take coffee from a hot girl with a masters in art history over a dude, any day. It's not about the coffee. It's like foot massage, etc. Guys think they are tipping for future favors and girls think they are getting rewarded for doing their job well. Errr. Sort of.

posted by Sandman at 6:28 PM on January 23, 2007

Having been a barista for awhile, I'm not sure I'd want to be scantily clad while working with finely ground coffee (that stuff gets everywhere) and scalding hot steam and freshly brewed and piping hot tea and coffee.

I'm sure anyone who frequented my coffee shop is thankful for this as well.

posted by rico at 7:27 PM on January 23, 2007

Man, did I ever speak too damn soon. After seeing the pictures I'm now trying to figure out how to integrate Cowgirls Espresso in to my daily commute.

posted by Jim Ray at 12:03 AM on January 24, 2007

Glasses, miniskirt, coffee, and knee-highs. Kill me now.

posted by Rex at 12:11 AM on January 24, 2007




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