Rex Sorgatz
What is this? A fimoculous is a micro-organism that consumes its own waste for sustenance. Draw your own metaphors.
How about:
Millionaire Parodist Sues Over T-Shirt Parody
I hate the way he pronounces tundra, also it looks like he drooled on his turtleneck
Probably one of the shittiest interviews on Colbert I've seen.