I Just Wanna Be a Sheep

What is this? A fimoculous is a micro-organism that consumes its own waste for sustenance. Draw your own metaphors.

• 6:43 PM: Twack Guilt. noun. The feeling of jealousy derived from seeing people more famous than you get their Twitter account hacked today.
• 8:13 PM: It's not a problem until you take your beer with you into the shower, like I just did.

• Music Zeitgeist
• Best Links 08
• Objectified
• Blog Books
• KBAndersen
• Bill O'Riley Is Gay
• Franken To Win Minnesota Senate Seat
• Bird and Oldham
• Twitter Moms
• Lexapro