feb 26
2008

Jumper Review

My Jumper Review. This kid is my Ebert. [via]

3 comments

Anybody who calls a movie a "hunk of shit" and advises us to "just go to dinner or something" is OK in my book.

Way better than that stupid toddler that rambles on about Star Wars.

posted by Zac at 4:57 PM on February 26, 2008

BTW, I just officially offered this kid a job. Details to follow.

posted by Gavin at 9:57 PM on February 26, 2008

Watching this little bucktoothed weasel drop the word "shit" 20 times I was actually laughing so hard during this review that I cried.

Michael Medved is SEXMAN's bitch!

posted by weierd at 11:35 PM on February 26, 2008




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