apr 11
2008
Megan Fox, In The Flesh
Megan Fox is going to appear nude in Jennifer's Body. Your ability to hate on Diablo is now greatly diminished, losers.
6 comments
Well, then turn it into hardcore porn and nobody will ever be able to be critical of Diablo again. Or am I misunderstanding the equation?
posted by Max "Bunny" Sparber at 6:41 PM on April 11, 2008 
Nope. That's exactly right.
posted by Rex at 6:45 PM on April 11, 2008
this news story has been like a game of telephone with Megan Fox getting progressively more and more naked. I think the original story is she'll be in a skirt and no bra, but her hair will cover her breasts. Sexy, I suppose, but not nude.
I'll still see it. I'll still hate Diablo.
posted by Erik at 7:15 PM on April 11, 2008
Jesus Christ, I'm old. This girl was born three years after Purple Rain.
posted by Eric at 7:46 PM on April 11, 2008
Interestingly, the film involves a scene of Megan Fox purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. While quoting Soupy Sales. Naked.
posted by Max "Bunny" Sparber at 7:59 PM on April 11, 2008
my fave soupy sales quote:
"I took my wife to a baseball game...I kissed her on the strikes and she kissed me on the balls."
I don't hate Diablo...just had enough.
posted by geoff at 9:29 PM on April 12, 2008
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