apr 11

Megan Fox, In The Flesh

Megan Fox is going to appear nude in Jennifer's Body. Your ability to hate on Diablo is now greatly diminished, losers.


Well, then turn it into hardcore porn and nobody will ever be able to be critical of Diablo again. Or am I misunderstanding the equation?

posted by Max "Bunny" Sparber at 6:41 PM on April 11, 2008

Nope. That's exactly right.

posted by Rex at 6:45 PM on April 11, 2008

this news story has been like a game of telephone with Megan Fox getting progressively more and more naked. I think the original story is she'll be in a skirt and no bra, but her hair will cover her breasts. Sexy, I suppose, but not nude.

I'll still see it. I'll still hate Diablo.

posted by Erik at 7:15 PM on April 11, 2008

Jesus Christ, I'm old. This girl was born three years after Purple Rain.

posted by Eric at 7:46 PM on April 11, 2008

Interestingly, the film involves a scene of Megan Fox purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. While quoting Soupy Sales. Naked.

posted by Max "Bunny" Sparber at 7:59 PM on April 11, 2008

my fave soupy sales quote:

"I took my wife to a baseball game...I kissed her on the strikes and she kissed me on the balls."

I don't hate Diablo...just had enough.

posted by geoff at 9:29 PM on April 12, 2008

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