Rex Sorgatz
What is this? A fimoculous is a micro-organism that consumes its own waste for sustenance. Draw your own metaphors.
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=rickroll
Comes up with nothing, I swear it's a conspiracy.
look a bit closer :)
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=cats%2C+dogs
Clearly the cats have done something that's ruining their electability.
http://fimoculous.com/archive/post-4149.cfm
Shows either our priorities or our level of disgust and hopelessness
Oh no!
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=cheating%2C+faithful
whoops, that first one was supposed to be
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=bush%2C+drunk
Oh dear, look what happens to pizza at Christmas. I smell a holiday-themed special pizza offer opportunity. Goose n' cranberry pizza?
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=sandwiches%2C+pizza
Oh the difference in conveying holiday wishes.. Facebook agrees
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=merry%2C+happy
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=diablo+cody
Ooh, here's another one Rex might find interesting.
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=grand+forks%2C+new+york
If only it supported 7 words at a time.. the 5 best:
Iran, Iraq, iPod
war, peace, fucking
water, beer
Clinton, Obama, McCain
Wasted, sober
San Francisco, Los Angeles
which of course probably don't pass the spam filter.. anywho.. go google "7 words" and put them in..
penis, vagina is the obvious choice. and look what we learn about valentine's day!
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=14%2C+34
My favourite so far:
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=vodka%2C+gin%2C+rum%2C+tequila
I guess tequila was the drink of choice at office Christmas parties this year.
Plus, age old musical quandaries resolved:
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=stay%2C+go
This one's pretty:
http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=omg%2C+wtf%2C+bbq