apr 18
2008
Buttered Breadsticks
Playboy is looking for hottie waitresses for their "Girls of Olive Garden" issue. Can't wait to see them buttering their breadsticks.
4 comments
I can't think of anything FOOD or FEMALE related UNSEXIER than OLIVE GARDEN. Yuck.
posted by Jay Brewer at 7:15 AM on April 19, 2008 
And the cellulite will flow like ricotta...
posted by Eric at 11:15 PM on April 19, 2008
The skinny chick in the pink hoodie holding up the shopping bag full of OG take-out kind of makes the whole thing work. As satire, I mean. It should be in The Onion.
posted by Kurtis at 12:27 AM on April 20, 2008
I think this graph is easily explained by the fact that guys set the soft-core porn aside around Valentine's Day and take the lady to the Olive Garden.
posted by Kurtis at 12:36 AM on April 20, 2008
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