Twitter Logo
Rex Sorgatz

The Grey Album is less great in retrospect

apr 18

Buttered Breadsticks

Playboy is looking for hottie waitresses for their "Girls of Olive Garden" issue. Can't wait to see them buttering their breadsticks.


I can't think of anything FOOD or FEMALE related UNSEXIER than OLIVE GARDEN. Yuck.

posted by Jay Brewer at 7:15 AM on April 19, 2008

And the cellulite will flow like ricotta...

posted by Eric at 11:15 PM on April 19, 2008

The skinny chick in the pink hoodie holding up the shopping bag full of OG take-out kind of makes the whole thing work. As satire, I mean. It should be in The Onion.

posted by Kurtis at 12:27 AM on April 20, 2008

I think this graph is easily explained by the fact that guys set the soft-core porn aside around Valentine's Day and take the lady to the Olive Garden.

posted by Kurtis at 12:36 AM on April 20, 2008

NOTE: The commenting window has expired for this post.