apr 18

Buttered Breadsticks

Playboy is looking for hottie waitresses for their "Girls of Olive Garden" issue. Can't wait to see them buttering their breadsticks.


I can't think of anything FOOD or FEMALE related UNSEXIER than OLIVE GARDEN. Yuck.

posted by Jay Brewer at 7:15 AM on April 19, 2008

And the cellulite will flow like ricotta...

posted by Eric at 11:15 PM on April 19, 2008

The skinny chick in the pink hoodie holding up the shopping bag full of OG take-out kind of makes the whole thing work. As satire, I mean. It should be in The Onion.

posted by Kurtis at 12:27 AM on April 20, 2008

I think this graph is easily explained by the fact that guys set the soft-core porn aside around Valentine's Day and take the lady to the Olive Garden.

posted by Kurtis at 12:36 AM on April 20, 2008

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