News Tees

OMFG. See this? cnn tshirt It's a new icon on CNN.com. It appears next to headlines in the "Latest News" module. It is an invitation to buy a t-shirt with that headline on it. This is the end of everything.

Update#1: Andy noticed you can hack the url to make your own. Update #2: Store and FAQ. Update #3: I wrote about t-shirts as media in Wired a year ago, so maybe I'm to blame. Update #4: Gawker is doing an offensive headline writing contest.
4/21/08




Remember that Press Corps vid in which Bush, feigning searching around the White House, joked that "those WMDs must be around here somewhere"? This is CNN's version: it has the same degree of contempt and obvliviousness and the only possible response is to laugh, shake your head in disbelief and, in a vain attempt to maintain some optimism, try and forget what you just saw.
»Posted by Nav at 1:05 PM on April 21, 2008

[insert Richard Quest joke here]
»Posted by Adam at 1:12 PM on April 21, 2008

just spoke with someone in the know. yes, you can manipulate the site to show any headline you want, but you can't actually get that headline on the t-shirt.
»Posted by Larry at 1:15 PM on April 21, 2008

Get 'em while you can.
»Posted by Kurtis at 2:01 PM on April 21, 2008

i can't wait to see what busted tees does with this!!!
»Posted by spencer at 2:04 PM on April 21, 2008

http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Fox_Blows_CNN_Sponsored_T_Shirt
»Posted by Jeremy at 4:22 PM on April 21, 2008

Seriously, I am trying to find all posts about this CNN stupidity...and share a quick opinion about the issue. This truly is the a step in the wrong direction. The country/world already can't handle or process real information...now we are just feeding this mentality that information doesn't require any more thought than reading a Nike logo on a tee. Someone at CNN...please wake up!!!
»Posted by Mandi.monster at 10:53 PM on April 22, 2008



CNN Headline T-Shirts: If you really love news headlines then you might want one of these unusual t-shirts from CNN. CNN news headlines can now be made it into a t-shirt. You can buy the shirts here. CNN's t-shirt faq says the t-shirts cost $15.00 plus ...
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CNN started selling t-shirts with their headlines on it: 17:30 21.04.2008 CNN started selling t-shirts with their headlines on it look for the shirt icon on the homepage; also, it's fun to manipulate [via]. read more at Waxy.org Links. rss2lj.
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All the news that's fit to print (on a t-shirt)?: CNN has launched a new feature that allows online readers to get t-shirts made from headlines. Just click on the icon beside certain headlines to order. But I noted yesterday that not all heads could be printed off and sold. ...
Make Your Own CNN T-Shirts! [Bad Ideas]: Oh god we’ve been playing into their hands all this time. We rib CNN for their terrible tabloid-style headlines, but we had no idea how profoundly unembarrassed they are about their naked attempts at cheap traffic grabbing. ...
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CNN tshirts: wear a headline: What is up with CNN shirts? Herr Eremita, a recovering cable news addict, checks The News several times a day to see if anything Important is going on in The World, and yesterday evening noticed a strange little tshirt icon next to some ...
»Posted on: diapsalmata
JC's Christmas Gift Comes Early: If you're trolling around the internet and you stop by CNN.com you might find a headline that piques your interest. So, you click on the link and skim the article accompanying the headline. If the story so moves you, now CNN offers you ...
»Posted on: The Litter Box
CNN T-Shirts Provide Hours Of Entertainment, Uncomfortable ...: CNN is launching a service letting readers purchase the network's intentionally sensationalist headlines as t-shirt slogans. And - because they're either very savvy or totally retarded - they've helpfully made it embarrassingly easy for ...
»Posted on: Mere Rhetoric
News. T-shirts. Whatevs.: Making a particularly bad choice of roll-out timing, so close to the recent ABC news debate that caused an uproar in the blogosphere, CNN yesterday unveiled what we can only assume to be some brilliant executive’s brainchild: T-Shirts ...
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CNN now has headline T-shirts. Everyone’s been blogging...: CNN now has headline T-shirts. Everyone’s been blogging about this! Take a look. (Above: my best contribution.) + Fimoculous + Gawker + Buzzfeed + Neatorama.
»Posted on: Kiyoshi Martinez
CNN.com Scampers Meekly Into the T-Shirt Game: Tshirts. Keeping your wardrobe up-to-date just got a little easier. CNN.com has launched a new service that lets readers turn dull headlines into bland-looking T-shirts. Certain headlines on the site are followed by a small, ...
»Posted on: Wired: Underwire
IN ODDER NEWS: Inane CNN Headline - The T-Shirt!: CNN has launched a website that allows you to buy T-shirts featuring the ridiculous headlines found on CNN.com - finally a chance to tell the world, "Weird fish leave sea, spawn on beach"! Also, it's easily hacked. ...
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The death of broadcast journalism: Yup, today marks the official death of television journalism. It’s not that we didn’t already know they were corporate driven entities, more concerned with profits and ratings and beautiful anchors and everything except, you know, ...
CNN头条新闻T-Shirts: CNN.JPG 点击图片可放大 CNN的头条新闻中, 凡带有这个 Tee标记的新闻都可用于CNN的T-Shirt上, 只可惜中国政府三番五次要求CNN道歉的之事煽动起来的”粗话”上不了CNN的头条, 不然的话, 可热闹了, 我的意思是CNN可就财源茂盛了, 呵呵…不过也可以在其URL上做 ...
CNN Capitalizes on Its Own Callous Wordplay: Photo: CNN.com. After years of getting teased for their comical (and sometimes so, so wrong) headline writing, CNN.com has come up with the idea of selling T-shirts to celebrate their wit. Now, if you look closely at the "Latest ...
Breaking T-Shirts: Buy CNN Headline Shirts CNN has a t-shirt icon next to headlines in the Latest News column and you can hack the URL (intentional?) to put whatever message you want on it. This one's for 99 getting banned on Jezebel for "outlandish ...
CNN.com T-Shirts: If you see this icon - - on CNN.com, it means you can buy a t-shirt featuring that headline. This is equal parts awesome and tragic. [via]
»Posted on: spincitydotorg
mistakes were made, thankfully.: CNN.com has this weird new thing where you can take a headline and put it on a t-shirt. This is silly enough, but thanks to someone who wasn’t super careful you can easily hack the HTML to make your own. So I guess my point is, ...
»Posted on: Hello World
CNN headline t-shirts: tacky, hackable: I’ve been almost completely incapacitated for the last week due to this crazy flu I picked up — but damned if I didn’t feel like I was still in a fit of feverish delirium when I found out that CNN took a page out of the Weekly World ...
»Posted on: Ryan Block
Make Your Own CNN T-Shirts! [Bad Ideas]: Oh god we've been playing into their hands all this time. We rib CNN for their terrible tabloid-style headlines, but we had no idea how profoundly unembarrassed they are about their naked attempts at cheap traffic grabbing. ...
»Posted on: Gawker


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