apr 22


New viral internet content blog from AOL: Urlesque.com. Gawker says it will destroy me, but they haven't heard about my miraculous new compensation model that will DESTROY them. Pageview bonus compensation? Phrack that, number six six six! We're going PPF -- that's right, Pay Per Fuck. Consider this the press release: the Fimoc blogging empire will compensate its employees based on how often they get laid. As the only metric that matters in blogland, it will force my minions to greater heights than your intern commenters and non-celebs could ever imagine. (LINK TO THAT PSHIT, AOL!)


And this concludes step one towards becoming another insular, in-jokey, snotty NYC Tumblr blog.

posted by Rex at 12:52 AM on April 22, 2008

If you can edit it down to one line you'd be just like Charles Foreman.

posted by Aaron at 12:57 AM on April 22, 2008

that is a great domain name. i can't believe that in the history of link blogging, (apparently) no one thought of it before.

posted by adm at 1:25 AM on April 22, 2008

needs girlfriend.

posted by briang at 7:49 AM on April 22, 2008

My God it's ugly.

(The blog not your post)

posted by Gavin at 11:38 AM on April 22, 2008

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