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What is this? A fimoculous is a micro-organism that consumes its own waste for sustenance. Draw your own metaphors.

• 9:26 AM: Couldn't stop myself, bought the 3GS yesterday. It's faster than a laptop from a few years ago.
• 11:07 AM: My pal Alison interviews me: http://bit.ly/7SUYC =3m44s First question: "So what is it that you do?"

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