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Rex Sorgatz

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aug 31
2008

Minneapolis Tour Tips

David Carr and I give tips to Republicans about where to hang out in Minneapolis during RNC. And we sing "Bastards of Young," sorta. And I break the news that Carr is drinking again, or at least seemingly so. UPDATE: the director's cut from Rachel on HuffPo.

13 comments

(Of course, he was actually sober. But he acts sorta drunk all the time.)

posted by Rex at 4:25 PM on August 31, 2008

We are the sons of no one. NO ONE. I can only shake my head in disappointment.

posted by Jodi at 4:39 PM on August 31, 2008

The joke is that Carr wants us to sing it as "sons of Norway." Apparently this is something he and his buddies did.

posted by Rex at 4:41 PM on August 31, 2008

I'm so fucking jealous. I'd tell you to drink Premium but last time I was home I could barely get through a bottle. I used to think that stuff was delicious?!?

Instead, please bring back some Summit and then invite me over to drink it.

posted by Laura at 5:11 PM on August 31, 2008

Hey!
Happy Gnome patio in St. Paul at 7pm tonight. You should swing by. 498 Selby Ave. -Hagz

posted by Hagz at 5:36 PM on August 31, 2008

Wow, what genius that you completely forgot to mention conceived of, directed, filmed and uploaded this? I MADE YOU A STAR AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? You'll never eat lunch in this town again! (p.s. Where's a good place to go for lunch in this town?)

posted by Rachel Sklar at 6:25 PM on August 31, 2008

I was trying to hide the CONFLICT OF INTEREST sign on my back.

posted by Rex at 6:31 PM on August 31, 2008

Is that a CONFLICT OF INTEREST sign on your back or are you just glad to see me?

(Rex has a very talented back.)

posted by Rachel Sklar at 7:27 PM on August 31, 2008

My image of Denver was a video of cute girls eating cupcakes.

My image of Minneapolis is an angry, drunken old man wagging his finger at the camera.

A fitting metaphor for the Republican Party.

Carry on.

posted by Michael Duff at 10:01 PM on August 31, 2008

dear rex & carr's (poseur) NY media friends,

here's what it's supposed to sound like...drunk.

k thx.

posted by geoff at 11:17 PM on August 31, 2008

I'm team Rachel if she's been doing your hair.

posted by rico at 11:36 PM on August 31, 2008

I liked the guide you gave nichole and i mo betta.

posted by kevinyezbick at 12:42 AM on September 2, 2008

Hope someone actually gave you places to go while here. Just the media though, keep the Republicans in St. Paul. By the way, they messed with the Premium recipe for a while, but it has been restored again to whomever asked about that.

posted by Claire at 8:36 PM on September 2, 2008




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