I'm fucking Matt Damon.
"You do the actuary tables, there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term, and it'll be President Palin. It's like a really bad Disney movie, The Hockey Mom. Oh, 'I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska,' and she's president. She's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd."
posted by Rex at 7:04 PM on September 10, 2008
There go those silly Hollywood types misrepresenting the truth for their own Liberal agendas again. Dinosaurs were not here 4,000 years ago. It was 6,000 years ago. HUGE difference.
posted by Safran at 12:07 PM on September 11, 2008
Matt Damon is one of the least clever celebrities in Hollywood-- which is saying something. I recommend doing exactly the opposite of what he says, whatever it is.
posted by Lupu at 3:11 PM on September 11, 2008
Holy crap MD is a neo-con trying to get us to vote republican by parodying the democrat opposition to the VP pick. Don't fall for it people!
posted by alesh at 9:45 PM on September 11, 2008
i kept waiting for him to break character, stare in the camera and ask "DO YOU LIKE APPLES...WELL I GOT HER NUMBA...HOW BOUT THEM APPLES?"
posted by geoff at 10:26 PM on September 11, 2008
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