filmreview
mar 8
2010

Lights Camera Jackson

Lights Camera Jackson is the only movie review site you should be reading. This 11-year old puts SexMan (who is now apparently Pruane2Forever?) to shame. Ex: He gave Alice in Wonderland, a movie ostensibly marketed to him (and Neil Gaiman fan-girls and 40-year old man-children who still think Burton puts out good work) a D+!

Yes, the Cheshire Cat, the White Rabbit and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are involved in the story, but not that much. However, the one thing that is missing completely from this version of "Alice" is fun. Burton has made a serious film, that, at times, is even a bit depressing. And the movie gets off to a dreadfully slow start, as the first 20-minutes: Alice's life prior to falling into the hole, are completely unnecessary.

A+ review from someone who has never seen another Tim Burton film before he redid Willy Wonka! Are you legal yet? Call me! -- DG

2 comments

This kid lives in my area, and is regularly on the local 24/7 news station with his reviews: http://capitalnews9.com/capital-region-news-12-content/497382/lights-camera-jackson

posted by Sam at 11:39 AM on March 9, 2010

I'd rather get my reviews from someone who can write. And who has mastered the art of not flailing his hands around during interviews. Dreadfully annoying.

posted by Jarrett at 12:17 PM on April 3, 2010




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