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Rex Sorgatz

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The Truth Is Out There

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future.


But if he's from the future, how does he know that the collider destroys the world? Wouldn't he have been destroyed with it? And why don't people who claim to be from the future ever bring evidence, like a ray gun or something?

posted by Nick at 2:54 AM on April 4, 2010

I'm going to assume that even though you're posting this on April 2, you noticed that this story was posted on April 1.

posted by Overstreet at 5:26 PM on April 5, 2010

I totally fell for that until the last paragraph gave it away. I thought it was an article about a loon.

posted by Ed at 1:26 PM on April 6, 2010

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