Your favorite Twitter account for the next five minutes: @tobangscarjo. That is, Things I Would Do To Bang Scarlett Johansson. Funnier than it should be, including: "Mumblecore marathon" and "Name my kid Courtney Love."
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He was impervious to my flirtations until I grabbed his crotch and showed him my tramp stamp.
-- The Fucking Word of the Day, your new favorite site for the next five minutes.
Your new favorite Wikipedia entry for the next five minutes: Catullus 16. It's a 1st century BC poem, the first line of which is translated, "I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats." [via]
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Beck, "Heaven Can Wait." (The comments on Antville are getting better. I like: "This video looks too random, like the director spent too much time looking through his FFFFOUND folder.")
Your favorite new t-shirts for the next five minutes: Novel-T. I like Prynne and Poe.
Your favorite new hippie band for the next five minutes: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, on Letterman.
Your favorite tshirt for the next five minutes: Oxygen 65%, Carbon 18%, Hydrogen 10%, Nitrogen 3%, Calcium 1.5%, Phosphorus 1%, Potassium .25%, Sulfur .25%, Sodium .15%, Chlorine .15%, Magnesium .05%, Iron .006%, Flourine .0037%, Silicon .002%, Rubidium .00046%, etc. Guess who?
Your favorite Tumblr for the next five minutes: The Impossible Cool.
Even if there are no more albums, your favorite new Radiohead song for the next five minutes: "Harry Patch (In Memory Of)"
Your favorite Katy Perry cover for the next five minutes: "Hot and Cold."
Your favorite new Bat For Lashes video for the next five minutes: "Sleep Alone."
Your favorite new video for the next five minutes: N.A.S.A.'s Whachadoin?", which features every hipster on the block: M.I.A., Spank Rock, Santogold, Nick Zinner....
Your favorite blog for the next five minutes: Vintage Stand-Up Comedy. "Out of print, spoken word stand-up comedy from the 1930s through the 1990s."
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Treat Me Like Your Mother," the Dead Weather. (With musical references to Budgie, Mountain, Rage, and Jon Spencer!)
Your least favorite video for the next five minutes: "Alcohol," Millionaires. "Every time I'm at the bar / You wanna pay / Go ahead and buy me a drink / You won't get laid." Oh, you kids.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "No One Sleeps When I'm Awake," The Sounds. [via]
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Heavy Cross," The Gossip. The video uses Kenneth Anger images and the song is produced by Rick Rubin.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Be By Myself," Asher Roth. Cee-Lo is pretty great in this.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: Passion Pit, "The Reeling". And another contender for song of the summer.
Your favorite Sasha Grey link on this site for the next five minutes: The Girlfriend Experience trailer. If this movie isn't good, I will go on a murderous rampage against high-end hookers.
Definitely not your favorite Britney cover for the next five minutes: "Womanizer," Franz Ferdinand.
Your favorite Robert Longo-inspired video for the next five minutes: "Dancers," Circlesquare. My pal Colin turned me onto Circlesquare just as I was writing my top albums of '08 post, which they should have made. He recently interviewed them in Prefix.
Your favorite brat pack mashup for the next five minutes: "Lisztomania," Phoenix. [via]
Your favorite media-saturated fashion-damaged song for the next five minutes: The Nylon Anthem. It's actual letters from Nylon magazine.
Your favorite band for the next five minutes: School of Seven Bells. No really, watch the My Bloody Valentine-ish video for "Half Asleep" and then watch this interview with the twins and then say "dream pop" three times while clicking your ruby converse. Then go do a Google Image Search for "Deheza sisters" on your own. Just remember me when this replaces your sicko Taylor Swift / Miley Cyrus fantasy left over from the Grammys.
Your favorite Timberlake cameo for the next five minutes: "Love Sex Magic," Ciara.
Your favorite Tumblr for the next five minutes: Scanwiches. More yummy details at Gizmodo. [via]
Your favorite music video for the next five minutes: "I'm Not Alone", Calvin Harris. (What shall we call this? How about emo disco?)
Your favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs video for the next five minutes: "Zero."
Your favorite upcoming youtube star doing girl-on-hipster hate for the next five minutes: Hipster Bitch.
Your favorite new Lil Wayne video for the next five minutes: "Prom Queen." In other news, Charlie Gibson and Lil Wayne playing Scrabble.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: Royksopp's "Happy Up Here."
Your favorite new Kanye video for the next five minutes: "Welcome To Heartbreak". Interesting use of compression artifacts as the visual. Update: Hipster Runoff's take. Update update: Oh, I guess Kottke got to it too. I'm behind this week.
Your favorite supergroup for the next five minutes: former Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James Iha, middle Hanson bro Taylor Hanson, Cheap Trick drummer Bun E. Carlos, and Fountains of Wayne bassist Adam Schlesinger. Tinted Windows.
Your favorite new Tumblr for the next five minutes: This Is Why You Are Fat.
Your favorite mashup for the next five minutes: "Paperback HeYa". (Eclectic Method is playing the NYC Twestival next week.)
Your favorite new Lykke Li video for the next five minutes: "Tonight."
Your favorite new video for the next five minutes: Ting Tings, "That's Not My Name."
Your favorite nine-girl Korean pop group for the next five minutes: Girls' Generation's "Gee." UPDATE: From the comments, something even more inexplicably wonderful.
Your favorite blog for the next five minutes: Cute Things Falling Asleep.
Your favorite Tumblr for the next five minutes: Disgusting People I Have Made Out With.
Your favorite random video clip for the next five minutes: Andy Warhol interviews a stoned Steven Spielberg. And Bianca Jagger is there too. Wild.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Kanye West's "Love Lockdown," remixed by Flying Lotus.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: "Beggin'", Frankie Valli /The Four Seasons (Pilooski re-edit) (or the original). [via]
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: b4-4's "Get Down". [via]
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: MIA & Blaqstarr cover Tom Waits' "Way Down In The Hole." Love.
Your favorite new Christina Aguilera video for the next five minutes: "Keeps Gettin' Better."
Your favorite remix for the next five minutes: Kanye West vs. Radiohead - Reckoner Lockdown. Update from the comments: there's a video too.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Rich Girls," The Virgins.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: "10 Things Not To Say To A DJ," Andre Harris. (Actually, you will like this one for a whole day!)
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Breaking It Up," Lykke Li. [via]
Your favorite video featuring Kanye West for the next five minutes: "Put On," Young Jeezy. [via]
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "I Kissed A Girl," Katy Perry.
Your favorite video that aspires to be raunchier than American Apparel b-roll for the next five minutes: "Stalker," Louis XIV.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Creator," Santogold.
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Oh My God," Ida Maria. [via]
Your favorite music vid for the next five minutes: "Jerk It," Thunderheist. [via]
Your favorite music vid for the next five minutes: "Blind," Hercules & Love Affair.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: "Little Bit," Lykke Li. [via]
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: "Just Dance," Lady GaGa. [via]
Not your favorite song for the next five minutes: Soulja Boy's new single, "iDance," sounds like a botched clone job of "Crank That." Superman dat horror.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Santogold's "Your Voice", a reggae-tinged (as if punk, electro, hip-hop, and dancehall weren't enough) extra track not found on the album. (Psst, watch RCRD LBL for more upcoming Santogold tracks.)
Fuck it, it's Friday... your favorite early-80s synth pop remembrance for the next five minutes: "Don't You Want Me," Human League. (This song was playing during my last hair cut. I couldn't stop moving in the chair. I completely forgot the awesomeness of the class battle in the opening verse. And then that second verse!)
All you music bloggers should just hand over the keys, cuz Kanye is crushing you. May Day, May Day, he just dropped an exclusive... your favorite video for the next five minutes: Justice's "Stress".
Your new favorite hookup site for the next five minutes: Divorce360.com (beta). Tagline: "If it's over, what's next?"
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Smell Yo Dick," Riskay. Update: You know what? I'm upgrading this to "your favorite video for the next week" status. See also: Isley Brothers' "Busted," featuring R. Kelly.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Weezer's "Pork and Beans." [via]
Your favorite video for the next five minutes: "Haterz Everywhere".
Your favorite '80s throwback synth pop manifesto for the next five minutes: M83's "Graveyard Girlfriend." Their new album, Saturdays=Youth, which Onion A/V gave an A and Pitchfork gave an 8.5, drops today.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: The Carps' "Veronica Belmont." Whoa, wha? V. explains. (Update: RCRD LBL has it available for download.)
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Yelle's "Je Veux Te Voir". [via]
Your favorite late-night talk show musical appearance for the next five minutes: Liam Finn on Letterman. It starts out hm'kay, and then about two-thirds of the way through it EXPLODES. [via]
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Annie's "Girlfriend."
Your favorite remix for the next five minutes: XXXChange's remix of Santogold's "L.E.S. Artistes". Update: looks like Santogold's much-anticipated debut album has a release date of April 22.
Your favorite cheesy dance song for the next five minutes: Little Boots' "Stuck on Repeat."
Your favorite band for the next five minutes: Tokio Hotel.
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Teyana Taylor's "Google Me."
Your favorite song for the next five minutes: Tinie Tempah's "Hood Economics." See also: "Wifey" and "Perfect Girl." Is grime back?
Your favorite band for the next five minutes: The Teenagers, "Homecoming".
Favorite new musician for the next five minutes: Riskay. I nominate "Smell Yo Dick" for single of the year.

