The Snow Is Racist
Simon gets credit for finding this one:
We all know that Minnesota has a tendency to churn out some kookie politicians. But this guy, who is running for mayor, wins the King Kookie Award. After detailing his racist ("Abolish affirmative action and related anti white male programs") and bigoted ("Promote patriarchal families and give tax breaks to nuclear families with only the husband working") philosophy for the "White Working Mans Party," he concludes with a rousing indictment of Minneapolis' snow removal policy. And then, he tosses in the "Free! Germanic Peoples Dating Service": Question #25: "Would you consider having multiple mates ____Yes ____No."