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A writer at the Dallas Observer calls Ashleigh Banfield "Tina Fey-ish." Hey, that's my line! The rest of the story talks about her days in the local Dallas market.
If you could redesign anything, what would it be? I'd start with a few cities, jump to handful of airports, scrap most cars, and clean up with about 80 percent of the web. Another idea: redesign the alphabet.
New in McSweeney's: Tom Cruise's Smile, Circa December 2001.
SPECIAL FRIDAY MUSIC SUPPLEMENT:
Finally, Britney is doing it.
Eugene Mirman, the marvelous crooning child, rocks.
Wow, you thought the last Star Wars sucked? The next one (Episode II: Attack of the Clones) will have a cameo by 'NSYNC.
Ya know, there are a lot of bad websites out there. But when a major media company does one as bad as Rolling Stone does theirs...
I'm currently enjoying the agitprop Swedish band International Noise Conspiracy. "Capitalism Stole My Virginity" pretty much kicks my ass.