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 Paul Westerberg tries to prove he's still relevant.

 Today in McSweeney's: First Lines To Books I Won't Write.

 Clay, I link to these just for you: Frogger | Missile Command | Centipede | Super Breakout.

 I've been saying that Stephen Ambrose is a vampire well before anyone noticed that he was ripping off people.

 i was a 20-something dotcom dethroned ceo that went to work the counter at mcdonald's

 I'm going to the Sarasota Film Festival this weekend. What, did I stutter? (If anyone out there is from Sarasota and has activity suggestions, please email me.)