jesse, the musical

 Astounding: a rock musical about Jesse Ventura is in the works.

 An investigation into aesthetics: Shakespeare vs. Britney Spears.

 ActiveBuddy now has a web-based interface: SmarterChild. For those of you new the game, you can hold a conversation with a virtual entity who is suprisingly life-like. Or at least I think so, cuz I have no life.

 Diesel, get your pants on, cuz the Karzai Collection could be the next big thing.

 Weekly World News being funny; ha, ha, funny: shuts down website.