lettermanesque

 OH-NO! Britney dumped Justin? But then not? And then: Britney Gets Doused With Urine? And PHOTOS. I'm all about breaking news.

 If you missed it, TVBarn.com has Letterman's monologue. My fave line: "I figured out what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a face-lift then I'm going to FOX News. That is exactly what I am going to do."

 So New Media takes the best writers on the web and publishes them. Sounds promising.

 Salon calls Sign O' The Times "pop's last great double album." In the meantime, Slanted And Enchanted is turning 10, which means I'm certainly about to die. Pavement is now classic rock. Ugh.

 Welcome to the most annoying promotional page Yahoo.com could muster. What's it for? Hell if I know.

 Watch American stars plug products in Japan at Japander.com