50 Things You Should Never Say

Good (even though Gawker will make fun of it in 5... 4...): 50 Things You Should Never Say. "We met on eHarmony.com." "Bros before hos." "I actually make my own granola."
7/5/07




if you're hot you can actually get away with saying half of these ..
»Posted by marina at 3:41 PM on July 5, 2007

Guilty: 8. 27. 29. 37. 38. 40.

Oh, Jesus, I think I have to kick my own ass.
»Posted by Jim Ray at 3:52 PM on July 5, 2007

5, 8, 12, 15, 18, 27 (constantly, in all conversational mediums), 29, 35, 37, 38, 44, 50.

It's like they followed me and my friends around for a night.
»Posted by alexis at 10:20 PM on July 5, 2007



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