50 Things You Should Never Say

Good (even though Gawker will make fun of it in 5... 4...): 50 Things You Should Never Say. "We met on eHarmony.com." "Bros before hos." "I actually make my own granola."
7/5/07




if you're hot you can actually get away with saying half of these ..
»Posted by marina at 3:41 PM on July 5, 2007

Guilty: 8. 27. 29. 37. 38. 40.

Oh, Jesus, I think I have to kick my own ass.
»Posted by Jim Ray at 3:52 PM on July 5, 2007

5, 8, 12, 15, 18, 27 (constantly, in all conversational mediums), 29, 35, 37, 38, 44, 50.

It's like they followed me and my friends around for a night.
»Posted by alexis at 10:20 PM on July 5, 2007



goddamn it's hot out: - the basilica block party starts today and, as usual, i have no desire to attend. i've never even been to one before due to almost total lack of interest in the bands. also, unless you listen to cities 97 all day, you've probably heard ...
»Posted on: Girl Friday
50 things you shouldn’t say: while i leave it up to you to guess how many of these i say (often), here is a list of 50 things you shouldn’t utter including:. this is my favorite creed song. we met on eharmony.com. so i was reading the fountainhead … ...
»Posted on: madeofglass


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