I Hate Kevin Smith

First of all, I hate, hate, hate Kevin Smith. I'll simply never understand why Clerks was considered good by anyone with a brain and why Richard Linklater befriended him.

That aside, you probably heard that Tim Burton read his script for Superman and totally dissed it. Now Smith is dissing him back, by claiming that Burton ripped him off with the elliptical ending of Planet of the Apes. And he says he has proof, as this shot from a three-year-old Jay and Silent Bob comic book reportedly shows. Read more about this at Plastic.com.

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