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 Buffy search engine: I Call It Mr. Pointy. Speaking of which, last night I downloaded Kazaa for the first time. Did a search for "Buffy" and found the un-aired pilot episode which starred a different Willow (a hefty brunette). File-sharing is so lush.

 Hmmm, which to buy, the $185 Dante Encyclopedia or the $150 Beckett on Film DVD Set? Oh, who am I kidding, the next month is dedicated to SimCity4.

 The company I work for runs 60+ tv websites across the nation, and not one meteorologist showed up in Playboy's Hottest Weather Girl survey.

 Last year, Ween was hired to write a jingle for Pizza Hut, which of course was rejected. But you knew it would eventually show up online.