The side-benefit of dating Jewish girls in this silly city: my Words With Friends gameplay has become much better!
Boxxy is about to explode into LonelyGirl15 proportions. UPDATE: Waxy transcribes the video inside, it made Buzzfeed, and this thing will only get bigger throughout the day.
posted by Rex at 2:16 PM on January 19, 2009
Weird. I was just saying almost the same thing to Taylor this morning.
posted by Aaron at 3:08 PM on January 19, 2009
"Ok hi, heh, ok heh. My name is b0xxy. Most of you know me as um oom ugh um most of you know me as b0xxy. I suppose if you're watching this you probably know me as b0xxy, but um ugh ugh most of you don't know me as moldy lunchbox and um so yeah thats my gaia username on gaiaonline and I told my gaiaonline friend buddy per. One second I'm uncomfortable. I told my gaiaonline buddy friend um that ADMIRAL AWESOME that I would make a video just for him. So I'm doing it, here it is, ADDIE LOVE YOU ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH I LOVE YOU! And um um so lets see ugh what about urgh... just so you know cuz I know you're watching this addie cuz you're such a conceaded BASTARD.. umm I don't normally talk like this, I'm normally like all over the place like I am right now, but its a calmer voice most of the time unless I'm like really hyped up cuz then its even different still from this, but let me try again with my calmer voice. Ahem.. ugh erm.. Yeah I'm really like, its-its fun, its cool there it is its going again ARGH cuz its just so crazy. Um erm it um is.. I love you, I love addie because hes really like fun to talk to and stuff and like hes um like I met him only like 2 days ago and we're like married and it is crazy because we love each other so much. And um ugh we are twinies like all over the place, it is like crazy! His avatar is like a manwhore and I.. had a avatar like a really long time ago.. it was a SLUT AVATAR! *Gasp* And um right and he made an avatar to match my first skirt one, IT WAS SO CUTE IT WAS SO NICE I LOVE ADDIE! And I made a sign for him and it was on my boob, my upper boob, and ugh his heart made a red mark cuz I had to keep erasing it, it really sucked! And um ugh, lets see here um, he keeps donating to my quests, oh um argh ergh thank you!! I dont know how to thank him cuz im so poor, Ive never had like one hundred K in my life and im ugh ugh a dumb ugh gaian and stuff um. Um lets see here, I wear too much eyeliner FYI addie in case you couldnt tell already but thats ok AHHH I dont know what you look like! And yet here you, you know what I sound like, you are a bastarrrrrrrrrd, YOUUUUUUUUU! I'm going to have to ask you for a picture. I'm probably going to request a sign back.. You're being very rude you know! Very rude indeed! I don't apreciate it, my hairs shaking everywhere. I don't apreciate it! Now you know no one would find this funny except for a couple other people actually, I don't think so thats ok, but umm you know. Yeah so, I ugh love addieee, addie pants.. sa sa sa HAH and lararara and if I know you on gaia then ugh you want me to make you a video.. just say sooo and I will! Because I probably love you anyway, but addie asked first kind of um.. YEAH addie asked first yeah I guess! So.. ugh yeah I love youuuuu bye addie!"
posted by Andy Baio at 3:26 PM on January 19, 2009
She looks like Bjork's younger sister. or daughter.
posted by marrina at 3:53 PM on January 19, 2009
I love that Andy did the one thing that I'd actually wanted but thought no one would ever do.
And again, I raise the idea of a 4chan documentary. Not crazy investigative - God knows what would happen then - I just think it'd be fascinating to see the people behind the /b/.
posted by Gavin at 4:49 PM on January 19, 2009
I've thought about doing a full magazine profile (the NYMag profile touched on Moot), but I imagine a documentary would be impossible. The entire modus operandi is to take down "camwhores" -- people who are trying to get attention online. So I don't think anyone would participate. Then again, getting them to participate would sorta expose the entire project as a sham.
(Related: how about documentary on Anonymous? The fascinating thing about them is they get EVERYTHING blamed on them. I think it's just a word that random people tag to things that they now do. It's like a universal internet pseudonym.)
posted by Rex at 5:00 PM on January 19, 2009
The face that launched a thousand 404's
posted by taulpaul at 11:29 PM on January 19, 2009
Balk: "This whole thing is kind of like... The Matrix! Hahaha, kidding. But it is like one of those dispatches from the survivors of some horrible, civilization-destroying catastrophes you see in sci-fi movies, except the civilization was a PLANET OF RETARDS."
posted by Rex at 8:31 AM on January 20, 2009
Isn't Moot going to be at ROFLCon? I kind of want to go just to see him. I do like how this Boxxy episode has forced /b/ to come to terms with itself.
posted by katiebakes at 9:25 AM on January 20, 2009
Yeah, he is. I'm trying to get someone to publish an interview with him, actually.
posted by Rex at 9:27 AM on January 20, 2009
I wrote the Guardian piece you linked to above, Rex, thanks.
I met Moot briefly at ROFLCon last year, but he didn't talk very much - but he did seem quite concerned that /b/ had become a hellhole.
posted by Bobbie at 1:36 PM on January 20, 2009
For what it's worth, I didn't actually do the transcription myself. (If I had, there would've been less typos.) I found it on the discussion page for the Boxxy entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
posted by Andy Baio at 3:52 PM on January 20, 2009
This is some crazy sh*t! :O
posted by Marco Campos at 6:16 PM on January 20, 2009
posted by JBL at 10:48 AM on January 24, 2009
Boxxy is hated by everyone on the internet.
posted by Photo Sharing at 2:35 PM on January 25, 2009
Boxxy is my queen
posted by /B/ at 2:31 AM on January 26, 2009
Boxxy is a god
posted by MoonSyde at 3:49 AM on January 26, 2009
I love Boxxy. She's so adorable and funny.
posted by Mike at 1:37 PM on January 28, 2009
I miss boxxy! =[
posted by Z at 7:39 PM on February 15, 2009
She has tourette syndrome, it's obvious from the little screams she did in FOAR ANT FRUM BOXXY (watch from 2:30).
Basically she is always trying hard to avoid to do these short screams. She does physical ticks to calm her mind. Because when she gets too excited she probably do these screams. She seems very intelligent and aware of this problem and try to conceal it the best way she can.
I've met someone with the exact same condition, behavior and attitude. They tend to be extremely happy and love everyone. Not fake, no acting, it is just too hard to fake tourette syndrome accurately for the whole length of the video at this age.
If you don't believe me and want to learn more, ask a specialist to watch FOAR ANT FRUM BOXXY from 2:30.
posted by YouKnowMe at 8:39 PM on February 17, 2009
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