rexxxie 2.0

MEDIA

 Painful to watch, some guy who reads every word of the NY Times is almost 1.5 years behind. See also: Lizzy is doing a funny "Letters to the New Yorker" series at The Kicker.

 McSweeney's: Inaugural Speeches from our Action Heroes.

ONLINE

 Okay, okay, more Paris. I was actually kinda waiting to see what The Observer and Nerve would say. And while Letterman apparently can't get to her, Abercrombie & Fitch can.

 Check out the customer recommendations on Amazon for Michael Jackson's Number Ones.

 The Guardian on Fleshbot.

 Boston Globe: Google critics emerge.

FILM

 Richard Linklater revisits Timothy "Speed" Levitch in a short film.

 Fuggedabout Wired's boring Phillip K. Dick profile this month. Instead, check out Hermenaut's bio or Lingua Franca's profile from way back when.

 It seems like an SNL skit, but there's really something called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease Series. I recommend "Vol. 4 - The Lap Dance" on Amazon. Not rated.

GLOBAL

 Interesting. IranFilter.

TV

 Does cable get more absurd in its micro-segementation? NBC is considering a Law and Order channel.

 Dolce and Gabbana are doing tv ads? Here's one.

 Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley.