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Rex Sorgatz

I'm not passive aggressive. I'm aggressively passive.

nov 12
2009

Dungeons and Dragons Resume

Everyone should be forced to create resumes in the form D&D Character Sheets.

5 comments

I'm sorry, but NO orc can have an intelligence ability score of 23. In fact, unless things have really changed, there are way too many rolls over 18 there. And chaotic good?! This shall not stand! On the other hand, kudos for the wisdom ability score of 8, because this doesn't seem like a super wise idea. ALSO, "Caffeine" is misspelled, okay, I'm nitpicking a friggin' AD&D resume, I'll stop now.

posted by CRZ at 2:33 PM on November 12, 2009

I didn't stop now. Here's page 2.

(Last question: What's with all the GUNS?)

posted by CRZ at 2:35 PM on November 12, 2009

This is very irregular. If the HR goon handling this document knows much about D&D it would really only hurt his chances.

posted by Copeland at 5:49 PM on November 12, 2009

great sheet, big thanks :)

posted by josh at 9:00 AM on November 13, 2009

that is the most awesome thing I've seen all morning. Gotta agree with the first comment... somebody was using some loaded dice when they rolled that one up.

20 charisma.... somebody is dreaming. chances are it's a 9 at best.
16 strength... right. I doubt hommie can even bench 100lbs.

posted by bondage at 9:59 AM on November 19, 2009




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