Beastlie

 The Beastie Boys label, Grand Royal, is closing shop. (Home of many albums I enjoy, including those by Buffalo Daughter, Luscious Jackson, Sean Lennon, and Atari Teenage Riot.)

 An Idiots For Dummies thread over at Metafilter informed me that these are all frighteningly very real books The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cosmetic Surgery, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Bringing Up Baby, Retired Racing Greyhounds for Dummies, Diabetes For Dummies, The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Impeachment of the President, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Daytrading Like a Pro, and Complete Idiot's Guide to Living with Breast Cancer.

 Two ThinkGeek.com t-shirts that I want: Go Away | I Run This Company. (This is the one you'll occasionally see me wearing on the webcam.)