Top 10 Things Thom Yorke...
...Probably Doesn't Want You To Say While Listening To His New Solo Album
10) "This makes sense."
9) "Pitchfork will give this a -1."
8) "If it weren't for Nigel, this would suck."
7) "Too political."
6) "Rockist!"
5) "Is this that creep dude?"
4) "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
3) "Is this an NIN remix?"
2) "Where are the guitars?"
1) "Sounds like Coldplay."