Top 10 Things Thom Yorke...

...Probably Doesn't Want You To Say While Listening To His New Solo Album

10) "This makes sense."

9) "Pitchfork will give this a -1."

8) "If it weren't for Nigel, this would suck."

7) "Too political."

6) "Rockist!"

5) "Is this that creep dude?"

4) "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."

3) "Is this an NIN remix?"

2) "Where are the guitars?"

1) "Sounds like Coldplay."